when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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