dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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