Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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