hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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