I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
