So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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