And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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