Dual....:-)
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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