Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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