try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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