Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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