home. puking in laundry basket.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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