What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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