her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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