TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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