My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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