If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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