my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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