Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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