he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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