Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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