what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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