we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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