another moral hangover. fuck.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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