Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize