I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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