he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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