I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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