from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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