HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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