We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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