i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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