Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am available for nakedness
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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