Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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