talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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