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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I came so hard my ears popped.
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