Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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