i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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