if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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