we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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