No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
