I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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