I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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