i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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