I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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