i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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