take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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