whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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