I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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