I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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