I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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