just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
