I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
