maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
