you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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