This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i came on her dog
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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